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This is an honest account of the first five decades of my life. I am the sole parent of three children by three different dads, two who knew how to fuck and who I wanted to fuck off when they’d impregnated me, and another who actually wanted a child and has hung around but is more of a nuisance than a help. My children share my surname but not all my secrets. I plan to tell each of them only when they are old enough to understand and that is why I wish to remain anonymous.
I financed the upbringing of my children by working as a paralegal and then qualified legal executive in the soul-destroying sweatshop of no win – no fee lawyering for as long as it paid enough and when it didn’t I added to my income by working at a second job as a prostitute via an escort website. The money also kept me adequately supplied with red wine.
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It's the true story of the first five decades of Sindy's life in her ownswear words.
I tried first by introducing an intriguing slogan
Show it Earn it Expect it
but they didn’t notice it, let alone start to discuss it
NOW I’VE FOUND SOMETHING THAT DOES WORK
it depends on whether he’s a leg or a breast man
There’s a T-shirt for the breast fixated or tattoos on thighs
There are also mugs, with the t-shirt logo on one side and the tattooed legs on the other, to satisfy those who stare at both, that could be made available for tea or coffee breaks …
and a bag with the T-shirt design to hang near the booze.
There’s even a T-shirt for him to wear
when he says he understands the issues
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